Part 1 of day 1 in Aruba

Upon arrival to Aruba the skies were sunny, the air was crisp and the atmosphere felt as if something spectacular was going to eventuate (that means happen). The customs line was moving so quickly that I had to said to myself, “These mofos can’t be checking nobody credentials!” Annnnddd boooyyy was I right. By the time I got to the customs agent, they didn’t give a good got damn who you were. All they said was, “Gimmie your passport ni**er and keep it moving!” (But they said it the way that Dave Chappell says it when he uses his white man voice.) So I gave them my passport and I kept it moving…

Now once you get through customs that’s where the real sh*t show happen. The duty free is small and is as high as giraffe pu**y. So just be prepared to spend some money depending on what you drink. The Titos was $35 and that’s for the small bottle. The Absolute was like $25. Jack Daniels was like $31, the Patron was like $65 and the Hennessy white was $72.

Make sure that when you take your covid test, that you take the PCR-covid one and not the antigen. They will not accept the antigen test and they will make you pay $75 at the airport to take a PCR one and they may make you quarantine  for 24 hours, so just be aware. There will have a station set up to check your entry credentials but you should recieve a QR code saying that you’re good to go.

When I stepped outside of the airport. The first thing that I noticed were the beautiful skies and happy clouds that danced in the sky. The palm trees swayed left to right putting on a show to all that gazed upon their magnificence. The air wasn’t heavy and softly kissed my chocolate covered skin as a gentle brushed against my cheek. I watched as people were hurriedly rushing to their cabs in a rush to get to no where. I eventually caught up with my crew. Yall remember Teddy and Franklin right? Well their goat smelling asses were here with me and they had 2 more companions with them. My potna Maze came. FYI ladies, he’s wuper single and has good health Insurance (this negro lives in the gym. I swear to gawd that this negro is built up like a black He-man action figure. An before you ladies ask and some of you men, HELL NO! I will NOT post any pictures of this negro with his shirt off. Y’all gone get this dad bod that I have and like it.) Then we have the first female of our crew and we will call her Jackie. She let us know right off the rip that her kids are grown and she aint here to be on that bullshit. So if you were with that pu**y ass shit, stay outta her way. When she said that, I had to cluth my pearls because she came off as so sweet. But this muthafucka was doing everything but cocaine and sucking di*k before the night was over with. She is definitely a bad influence on me and I’m going to have to pray for her because yall know I’m a good Christian man.

Anyhow, the house that we rented is dope. It was wayyyy better than that bullshit that we had in Jamaica. If you come Aruba, rent a house *don’t worry I am posting a video* also make sure that you have lots of cash. They don’t have uber over here and the cabs are super expensive and their prices are set by the government. A 7 minute drive from the airport was $21.