Day 4 of being in Sint Maarten (Part 1) I was awaken to the celestial sight of sunshine that peak through the curtains in my very cold and dark room. The sunlight rested upon my forehead gleaning down to my scruffy face while it softly kissed me on my chest. I went through my morning routine of starting my day as I navigated through the darkness. My phone rang and it was one of the fellas from yesterday. I answered and he said, “Hey bruh, are you awake!” I told him, “barely!” (as my voice has yet turn over and it was as deep as the pacific ocean at that time.) He then said, “meet us at Captain Jack’s rib shack in a few minutes. We will be there at about 11:30” I said, “alright bet” I got myself together and left to meet the fellas.
I want to start this off by saying, the food at Captain Jack’s was amazing. The ribs were succulent and seasoned perfectly, the chicken was moist and marinated with a hint of love, the drinks were devine and plentiful and the atmosphere was orgasmic. The owner came over and saw that we were enjoying the food and asked if we were having a good time. He asked how we liked the food, as if he couldn’t tell by our smiles and body language. (We knew he just wanted some praise showered on him so we poured it on thick.) We raved about how delicious it was and we went on and on. But then, I got distracted by a fly that kept flying around my ears. The guys kept talking to the owner and I heard the conversation but I wasn’t listening and i was focused on this dang fly, by the time I refocused back to the conversation, he asked me, “Would you like a big black d*ck!?” 
I was frozen in that very moment, I stared off into space and my brain was immediately in shock… I needed a few moments to process what I was just asked. Time had once again slowed down and I feltlike I was in the Matrix. The fellas erupted into laughter as they too were surprised at what was just asked of me. I sat there puzzled and just stared into the distance processing and calculating my response (My brain in that very moment instantly shifted from God loving and God fearing christian to, straight up N*GGA!)
Enraged with all kinds of hell within me ready to be unleash on his ass. I jumped up, ready to knock his eyeball outta his head for having the audacity to come to my big, black 233lb sexy ass to even ask me something like. I jumped up and said, “HELL NAWL I DON’T WANT NO BIG BLACK NOTHING, N*GGA YOU GOT ME FU*KED UP CHIEF!” When I said that, I was on 10.
When he heard my response and seen my body language, he said, “No, No, No my friend. It’s a drink see!” An he pointed at it on his menu. Everyone was laughing at me and I felt so embarrassed. All I could do was stared laughing too because for 1.) I wasn’t listening because I was distracted and 2.) He needs prayer for having those vulgar names on his menu anyhow and 3.) I was about to risk it all. I was ready to jump down his throat, tap dance on his gall bladder and dare his biles to move lol.
After we all had a good laugh and I calmed my crazy self down. I looked over his menu and said, “I don’t want no Big Black Dick, but I will try this Wet Pu**y.” We all laughed and he gave the drink to me for free. The drink was pink and frothy. It tasted like a strawberry milk shake. It was very rich with flavor, full of cream, various alcohol and very tasty. Over all I give this place a 8 out of 10 and the owner was really nice about joking on me. He had no idea that I was plotting his death in my head when he initially asked me if I wanted some big black D.
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🤣 Funny as hell