So after I drank my drink (that was non alcoholic by the way.) I went to check in, I don’t know how to describe the lobby of this resort, BUT they had like these big plastic trees shaped like lamps all over the place, the bar was awkwardly placed on the right of the check-in …
Upon arrival to this happy little green island filled with brown people. I did my best to navigate through the airport as briskly as I could. The thoughts of jerked chicken and mai-tais (my drink of choice on vacation) filled my heart and my little fat belly giggled with jubilation because I knew that as …
Our morning started with a time share presentation. How we ended up on a list for a time share beats the hell out of me. I assume when we left the restaurant drunk, we got roped into it. But anyhow we went and met this lady name Bianca after a 20 minute cab ride to …
After we landed in Puerto Vallarta, everything was good until I got to the baggage check in with customs. The agent put my bags through the screener and asked me if I was carrying CBD Oil, Marijuana, Vape pins, tobacco or anything else? I told him no. Do you know what this extra ugly, shawt …
My day started with a 5 am flight to Dallas Fort Worth. The flight was slightly delayed but it cool because I had a 3 hour lay over. Once I get to Dallas, I headed to the air lounge to get some food and wait for my next flight. When I arrived I saw a …
After we made it to our hotel, The Reef 28, It was nearly 11 p.m. and the hotel kitchen was closed, so we ended up at some restaurant called Eldiez. The food there was just ok, the staff was accommodating and friendly but it was nothing to write home about. The atmosphere of this place …
So, me and the possy (Franklin and Teddy) get off the plane and headed over to immigration. It was getting late and everybody was tired. Plus, It was Friday night, so the lines were long and it seemed as tho the customs agents didn’t give a good got damn of who was coming into or out …
Day 2 in Aruba had us starting a little later because of the time difference and maybe one to many adult beverages. Jackie however was up at the ass crack of dawn planning how we were gonna spend our time here. This was a tad bit different because we were use to not having an …
After we left the restaurant, we caught a cab and stopped at a convince store at the recommendation of the cab driver. He told us that the island shuts down at 12 and tomorrow which was New Years Eve, everything would close at about 5 or 6 p.m. Ok so boom, we pull up to …
Part 2 of Day 1 in Aruba After we had gotten ourselves settled in. Myself, Franklin and Maze decided to walk the neighborhood to look at some of the houses because they were so pulchritudin. *that means beautiful and shit* We introduced ourselves to one of the neighbors who lived across the street.he was an …