Upon arrival to Aruba the skies were sunny, the air was crisp and the atmosphere felt as if something spectacular was going to eventuate (that means happen). The customs line was moving so quickly that I had to said to myself, “These mofos can’t be checking nobody credentials!” Annnnddd boooyyy was I right. By the …
The ladies introduced themselves to me because I had only met Lizabeth the lil white girl the day before. All of them were from New York, so I knew that this was going to be a shit show wrapped up in a hand bag. Because of the cultural differences and our varying personalities, these women …
Part 1 of day 3 started off with me freezing in my hotel room. Being cold isn’t something that I would normally complain about, but the air conditioner in this bit blows ice creams. (That means that it’s really cold.) The a/c unit is easily one of the best things about this resort. So, if …
Part 2 of Day 2 in Jamaica After I’ve had my fill of that delicious jerked grilled chicken and various types of libations. Teddy and I continued to people watch and gossip like school girls until our hearts content. We both sat under a pavillion that was near the bar that over looked the ocean. …
Part 1 of Day 2 in Jamaica started with the sunlight peaking through the curtains of my luxury Motel 6 hotel room. I was awaken by the sounds of Franklin and Teddy’s snoring who had been put all night whoring. While I in the other hand was a good Christian man who stayed in his …
So I landed into Montego Bay international Airport excited to get my hands on a mojito and to see what the hype was bout on this little island. I watched as most of the people that sat around me stood up ready to made a mad dash to the front of the plane. This has …
The finale of day 4 in Sint Maarten, so this massage lady had walked up to me in broad day light with all of these people around and grabbed my ding-a-ling. I was at first in shock because I didn’t know what to do or what the hell was going on. My brain had frozen …
As we made our way onto the beach from that armadillo looking heffa, there was another group of ladies in the distance, frolicking near a cabana (thats like a changing room while your at the beach). They had water guns and was splashing water on one another, moving as gracefully as a gazelle, I watched …
Part 2 of day 4 in Sint Maarten, after we sat at Captin Jacks for a few hours talking smack and drinking what ever was given to us for free, we decided to go check out the beach since it was right behind the restaurants and walk back to my hotel since it was right …
Day 4 of being in Sint Maarten (Part 1) I was awaken to the celestial sight of sunshine that peak through the curtains in my very cold and dark room. The sunlight rested upon my forehead gleaning down to my scruffy face while it softly kissed me on my chest. I went through my morning …