Finale of Day 1 in Aruba

After we left the restaurant, we caught a cab and stopped at a convince store at the recommendation of the cab driver. He told us that the island shuts down at 12 and tomorrow which was New Years Eve, everything would close at about 5 or 6 p.m.

Ok so boom, we pull up to this store that had no windows and only 2 doors. The lighting was horrible but it was obvious that they got alot of business. We walk into the store and I grabbed some fruits & vegetables and shit because I’m responsible. I knew that if the city was shutting down we would need food for at least 2 days. At least that was my train of thought but not my heathen ass friends. They grabbed all types of libations because they’re not God fearing Christians like me. As we’re standing in line, the urge to use the restroom hit me and it hit me bad. I really had to go and so I asked the cashier who was Chinese, if I could use the restroom and where was it located. She said, “Next Door in the restaurant!” A puzzled look had come across my face and I thought to myself, that’s strange. But I had to go so I’m like eff it. I went to the restaurant next door but they were closed. There was a KFC about 30 yards away but their lobby was close and only the drive through was open so I couldn’t go there. I go back and asked the lady again, “Ma’am, can I please use your restroom, you can see that I’m buying some stuff from your store so I’m a paying customer!” She said again, “You will have to go next door to the restaurant!” So I said, “The restaurant is closed, can I use the bathroom that you use!” So she said, “You will have to go to the KFC!” I said, “lady the KFC lobby is closed and only their drive through is open!” She walked from behind the counter and over to the restaurant to see that they were closed and then she looked over at the KFC and saw that I was telling the truth. If her possum faced looking ass, had of listened to me the first time. Then we wouldn’t have had to do all this Damm walking.  But anyhow, we go back into the store and she said you will have to ask him. Him being the Chinese male worker there. Irritated I asked, “Sir, can I use the restroom? The restaurant next door is closed, can I please use the bathroom that you all use?” This goat smelling  muthafucka told me, “You will have to go to KFC!” At this point I done had it. My blood got to rushing and my hands started to sweat, my eyes started to turn red and a demon had entered my body. Little voices in my head said, “Knock all this shot over in here!” An just when I was about to act on my impulses, I remembered Natslie Holloway. An I said fuck that! An held it to my next destination. I am in a foreign country so I wasn’t stupid. The minute I would have have went behind a building or bush to pull it out, with my luck they would have thrown my black ass under the jail.

So we left there and went to a club called South Beach Aruba. The club was cool it was an outdoor club and the DJ was really good. He played a variety of hip hop and every damn song that you can find on Tic Tok. The drinks there weren’t as strong and I’m sure they used bottom shelf liquor. The highlight of this club were these gay guys that kept telling each other to, “Shake that glitter pie!” I was so damn ticketed and mad at the same time that my phone died and I couldn’t get footage. We stayed there for a while and made it home around 12:15.

Day 2 coming up soon lol.