After we landed in Puerto Vallarta, everything was good until I got to the baggage check in with customs. The agent put my bags through the screener and asked me if I was carrying CBD Oil, Marijuana, Vape pins, tobacco or anything else? I told him no. Do you know what this extra ugly, shawt faced, buck tooth, backwards build goat smelling muthaf**ker did? He went throught my bags and destroyed all of my neatly folded clothes. I became agitated because their were two agents and they know, like I knew, that they didn’t see anything in my bags that warranted a search.
It was at this moment that I met my temporary bff Keith, he was standing next to me waiting to get his bags checked as well. His hair was perfectly combed over, with his obvious moisturized skin. His distressed blue jean shorts matched perfectly with his short sleeved button down shirt that displayed a plethora of festive flowers. Both his arms were bathed in tattos and it was evident that he worked out alot. He noticed my frustration with the customs agent and he moved closer to me and said in a hushed yet feminie tone, “It’s ok Chocolate, they’re just doing their job sweetie. Just let them do it so that you can go and enjoy yourself!”
I don’t know why but his words quailed the savage beast that was inside of me and made me feel “sess-si!”af! 😂
I mean, he did call me Chocolate and he was nice about it and he smelled good. Plus, ain’t nobody ever called Chocolate with such femininity! 😂 Sooooo, anyhow. I said, you’re right and swung my hair a little bit because I know how to take a compliment. (This is I felt with the chocolate compliment https://youtube.com/shorts/H1NVitoS56E?feature=share)
I left my new BFF Keith and met up with usual crew Franklin and good ole Teddy who were waiting on me in the lobby. We made it to our hotel Villa Del Palmar where the entrance to the resort was unexpected and exhilarating. We checked into our condo which was beyond what we expected. After we had gotten settled down in our rooms, we went to one of the 7 Resturants on the resort and ate a sh*t load of shrimp, got drunk and retired early for the night.
Day 2 of Puerto Vallarta coming soon